Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's Balmainia 2009!

Consider this before wearing Balmain:
1. You cannot sit in the subway. Your fake shoulders will take up seating.
2. Wear a beret and you end up looking like Zorro.
3. If you already have naturally defined shoulders (HUGE), refrain. Restraint.
4. IMAGINE A HIPSTER WEARING BALMAIN IN THE STREETS. DIE DIE DIE.

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